There were some guys sailing through the ocean. One day...

There were some guys sailing through the ocean. One day the guy in the crows nest yelled down. "Captain 10 ships on the horizon!" The captain says "Bring me my red shirt!" so he puts on his red shirt and the battle ensues. No one gets hurt and they win. The guy from the crows nest asks "Captain why did you want you red shirt?" the captain says " If i get shot you will not see the blood and you will fight on and when!" the guy says "OK cool." two weeks pass by and the guy in the crows nest says " captain 40 ships on the horizon!" the captain say " Bring me my brown pants!"