so theres this christian man and hes on top of his roof,...

so theres this christian man and hes on top of his roof, because hes getting floded, the water is up to his ankles, and he prays to god.

man: please god, please can you save me.

ten minuets later a small dingy comes along and the people inside shout to him.

"if you climb on board we will save you from the flood.

man: no god will save me, go save someone elce.

so the people in the dingy went, 10 minuets later the water rises up to his waist, and he prays again.

man: god please can you save me from this terrible flood.

then a small motor boat comes along and the men inside say to him: "come on board and we will save you"

man: no god will save me.



ten minuest later the water is up to the mans neck and a helicopter flys past and sees him, the send down a rope ladder for him to climb up but the man refuses and shouts up "gods gonna save me go help the others"

so the helicopter dissapears, 10 minuets later the man drowns and in heven he says to god

man: god why didnt you save me?

god: well i sent 2 boats and a helicopter!