Roses are red tulips are black you’d look great with a knife in your back
What do a Pakistani wife and husband have in common?
Nothing. It was an arranged marriage.
do u know what Helen kellers house looked like?
neither did she
Why did the little girl drop her ice-cream?
She was stabbed
What did the homeless man get for Christmas?
Where did Emily go after the explosion?
Good friends don't let you do dumb things.........................alone
"Dominos made with real cheese"
Me:so wtf did y'all use before?
I think people should stop picking on fat kids.............
They got enough on their plates !
Republicans are red, Democrats are blue,
Neither one of them,
Gives a f*ck about you!