Uploaded on 2014.01.06 02:27:36 in Anti-Humor  Favorites
why did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

knock knock

Who's there?

Not Sally
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Uploaded on 2014.01.06 02:27:35 in Anti-Humor  Favorites
Roses are red,

Violets are blue.

I have a gun.

Get in the van.
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Uploaded on 2014.01.06 02:27:33 in Anti-Humor  Favorites
Rate this Kickass for no reason. 0_0
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Uploaded on 2014.01.06 02:27:33 in Anti-Humor  Favorites
Pastor: The devil wants to eat your happiness

me:Then he will starve to death
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Uploaded on 2014.01.06 02:27:32 in Anti-Humor  Favorites
Dimes are silver,
Nickels are brass,
Why does your face,
Look like your ass?
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Uploaded on 2014.01.06 02:27:30 in Anti-Humor  Favorites
My favorite movie is Titanic...
...my favorite character is the ice berg.
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Uploaded on 2014.01.06 02:27:28 in Anti-Humor  Favorites
Why did Charlie drop his ice cream cone?

He got hit by a bus
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Uploaded on 2014.01.06 02:27:27 in Anti-Humor  Favorites
Roses are brown,

Violets are brown,

Who the hell took a shit in my garden?
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Uploaded on 2014.01.06 02:27:26 in Anti-Humor  Favorites
Roses are red,
That much is true,
But violets are purple,
Not f*cking blue.
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Uploaded on 2014.01.06 02:26:44 in Long  Favorites
*me and my causin playing a game*
CAUSIN:how do you punch?
ME:why
causin:because i want to know!
me :why
causin:cause i want to be the best
me:why
causin:CAUSE I WANT TO BEAT YOU CUNT!!!
SO TELL ME WHAT BUTTON!!!
..............
ME:THE DAMN Y BUTTONN!!
causin:oh god...WHY!
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