Roses are red
Here's something new
Violets are violet
Not frickin blue
when life gives you potatoes you must be from Ireland.
What Can A Cow Do That A Woman Can't?
Stand Up To Her Tits In Water Without Getting Her Fanny Wet!
What's brown and sticky?
how many jews can you get in a car?
two in the frount, three in the back, and six million in the ash tray.
how did hellen keller burn her face?
she answered a hot iron
Q: What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer?
A: We're lawyers.
Who decided the monkey's couldn't run in the race?
The people who make that kind of decision
Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passed
Whats blue but smells like red paint