A blonde guy in the 6th Grade got a ticket that said 'Free Dress Day.' He came back to school and wore a dress that said 'FREE!' on it.
one day on friday the 13th a blonde and a brunette are on a boat leaning over the rails looking at the water. All of a sudden the brunette loses her balence and falls over the side of the boat. She is hanging onto the rail and the blonde is just standing there not helping. Eventually the brunette loses her grip and drowns. Once the blonde dies of old age they run into each other in heavan. The brunette asks "why didnt you save me" the blonde says "cause it was friday the 13th and your suposed to have bad luck,duh
Double heart attack message by a girlfriend to a boyfriend:
1st Msg:"Lets break up now,
its all over..
2nd Msg:"Sorry, Sorry, Sorry!
That was not for you.....
A blonde mechanic told one of his customers " I couldn't fix your brakes, so I made your horn louder!"
Two blonde chics are typing up their essays when one of them stopped suddenly, confused as shit. She turns to the other blonde girl and asks, "how do we spell 'laugh?'"
The blonde girl replies, "duh! L-O-L... the 'F' is silent."
A blonde and a brunette fell off a building, which hit the ground first? The brunette, the blonde had to ask for directions
Why did God give blondes 2 points higher IQs than horses? Because he didn't want them shitting in the streets during parades.
A blonde, brunette, and redhead are stranded on a island. They search the island and find a lamp. They rub it and out pops a genie. He says since there's three of them each gets one wish. The brunette wishes she was back home and disappears from the island. The redhead wishes the same thing and disappears from the island. The blonde looks around and says "I wish I had my friends back"!
A blond was taking a shower and her husband called in and asked "did you find the new dry hair shampoo I picked up for you?" And the blond replied "yes but there's a problem I already got my hair wet"
What is the difference between a blonde and a washing machine?
A washing machine doesn't follow you around for three weeks after you dump your load into it.