There was 3 women in the desert a redneck, brunette, and a blonde. They found a genie and he granted 1 wish to each one of them. The redneck wished for a fan so she wouldn't be hot. The burnette wished for a cantons full of water so she wouldn't be thirsty. The blonde wished for a car door so she could tool down the window when it got hot.
Why did the blond speed on the highway?
Because she thought the cars behind her where chasing her!!!!
There was a blonde a redhead and a brunette running from a cop. They hide in potato sacks. The officer kicks each bag....when he kicks the redheads bag she goes meow....when he kick the brunettes bag she goes ruff...when he kicks the blondes bag she goes potatoes!
a guy asked a blonde if his blinkers were working and she replied
A blonde woman is driving her car down the highway going way, way too fast. She passes a patrol car and is immediately pulled over. The police officer, who is also a blonde woman, comes over to the window and asks for her license. Dumbfounded, the blonde driver frantically tears through her pocketbook but can't seem to find it. She asks the officer, "Well what does a license look like?". The officer says, "it's a small card with you picture on it." So she starts looking again and pulls out a small mirror. "Aha! I found it!" she says, and hands it to the officer. The officer looks at it, hands it back and says "Your free to go." The driver asks why and the officer responds, "I didn't know you were a cop."
So a blonde walks into a library, and says to the librarian loudly "May I have a cheeseburger and fries?" The librarian says "This is a library!" Blonde whispers "Oh, may I have a cheeseburger and fries."
Me: hey can you see if my left indicator is working or not?
Blonde : yes... no... yes.. no... yes.... no...
Why did god create blondes?
cus pets couldnt get beer bottles
why did the god create brunnets?
cus blondes couldnt either
Why was the blond fired from the M&M factory?
She kept throwing away the W's.
Did you hear about the blonde who ran out of room to write on a transparency sheet?
She turned it over and used the other side!