How do you entertain a blonde?
tell her to find a corner in a circle room
why did chevy invent horns in there early days ? so blondes would have something to blow in traffic jams!
A blonde walks into a doctor’s office and says, “Doc, I’m horribly sick!”
The doctor looks at her and asks, “Flu?”
“No, I drove here.”
Why do blondes like blonde jokes?
'Cause they make them feel famous!
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What do you call three blondes on Christmas?
Three blondes were walking through a forest when they came upon a set of tracks. The first blonde looked down at the tracks and said, "I think these are bird tracks." The second blonde looked at them and said, "No, these are deer tracks." The third blonde looked down, and BOOM!!! she gets run over by a train.
q : What do you call a blonde sitting in the back of your 6th grade class?
A : your 25 year old mom.
Why was the blonde staring at the Orange Juice? Because it said concentrate!
A surgeon went to check on his patient -- a pretty blonde -- after an operation. "You'll be fine," he said after checking her out.
"Doctor? I have kind of a personal question," she said.
"Certainly -- doctors are trained to be discreet. What's your question?"
"Well," she asked, "How long will it be before I am able to have a normal sex life again?"
The surgeon seemed to pause, which alarmed the girl.
"What's the matter, Doctor? I will be all right, won't I?"
"Well yes, you'll be fine!" he replied. "It's just that no one has ever asked me that after having their tonsils out."