a blonde a brunette and a red head are getting chased by the police and they hide in the farm.the brunette hides behind a sheep.the red head hides behind a cow .the blond hides behind a sack of potatoes.the cop comes in to where the brunette is ,"is anyone in here?".she says bahhh ."he then goes in where the red head and says"is anyone in here?,"moo".the cop goes into where the blond is and says "is any one in here?" The blonde says "potatoes"
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Once upon a time a blonde was swimming in the river. A man went up to her and asked, "Why are you doing this? The blonde said, "I'm washing my clothes. Is there a problem?" The man said, "Why don't you try a washing machine? The blonde replied, "I feel dizzy in the washing machine!"
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What does a blonde see when she looks into a box of cheerios? Donut Seeds.
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A redhead tells her blonde stepsister, "I slept with a Brazilian...." The blonde replies, "Oh my God! You slut! How many is a brazilian?"
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Why did the blonde not talk during sex? Beacuse her mom told her not to talk to strangers
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How did the blond break her arm raking leaves?

She fell out of the tree.
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How do you know when a blonde is having a bad day?
when she has a tampon tucked behind her ear and she cant find her pencil
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A blonde, a red head, and a brunette were on a plane.The red head takes a bite of an apple doesn't like it she throws it out the window. The brunette takes a bite out of an orange doesn't like it she throws it out the window. The blonde takes a bit of a bomb doesn't like it she throws it out the window. They get out of the plane. They come up to a little boy asks why he is crying! he says "An apple fell on my dog and killed my dog." They keep walking and come up to a little girl and asks why she is crying. She says" An orange fell on my cat and killed my cat." They keep walking. They come up to a blonde laughing her head off. "Why are you laughing so hard?" they said. "When I farted the building blew up!"
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Why is it hard for a blonde to count to 70?

Because 69 is such a mouthful.
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There a ventriloquist telling blond joke . A blond comes storming up on stage and start says"blonds can be smart to you know,and I'm smart, I should know." The ventriloquist says" ok ok I'm sorry I won't do it again" then the blond says "you shut up and stay out of this cuz I'm talking to the jurk on your knee"
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