Q:What's Rihanna's favorite verse from a song? A: Hit me baby 1 more time!

What did Keith Lemon say to Evanna Lynch?

Irish you were naked.

how dose Michael Jackson pick his nose?
From a catalouge

kn: kick ass for the only {GOD} if you lame you dont love god and justen bieber sucks.
ooh can you think who is better of course GOD.

Everytime a someone tells me my jokes are funny, I say, "Thanks! I got more lines than Whitney Huston's coffee table.".

Rick Ross: I had to hustle to get to the top. You know, carry those bricks.
Police Officer: Oh, hey William. I havent seen you since the police academy.

kn:the rock:who is that girl singing on the radio?
girl: that is not a girl thats justin bieber

Morgan Freemen narrioated his own death.

If Ben Roethlisberger were a pastry, he'd be a turnover!

Stevie Wonder recently told his wife that he wants to see other people.