Wanna know Victoria's Secret? She has a penis.
Q: Why did Michael Jackson run to Wal-Mart?
A: Boys pants were half off.
What family tradition did Robert Kardashian start when he helped get O.J. Simpson acquitted?
Kardashians getting black men off!
How do you wake Lady Gaga up in the morning?
A- you "poke her face"
Is Snoop serious? Or is Snoop Lion?
Dwayne Johnson, paper, scissors.
Why does Rick Ross rap about cars when he cant fit in them.
Whats Rihanna's favorite song?
Hit me with your best shot.
I like my girl to be Hannah on the streets but Miley in the sheets.
J: What did Miley Cyrus eat for Thanksgiving day?
A: TWERKY!