The only reason aliens were able to destroy the Earth in Independence Day was because Chuck Norris had the day off.
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Chuck norris dosent call the wrong number. You have the wrong phone.
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When Chuck Norris falls into water, he doesn't get wet. The water gets Chuck Norris.
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It's shatterproof glass 'cause Chuck Norris hasn't kicked it yet
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When chuck Norris plays zombies at transit the zombies get on the bus and leave!
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Uploaded on 2014.01.06 01:46:17 in Chuck Norris  Favorites
Chuck Norris can drown a fish.
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Chuck Norris can flush a port-a-potty.
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Chuck norris once ate a rubix cube and shit it out solved
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When Chuck Norris does a push up, he doesn't push up. He pushes the world down
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Uploaded on 2014.01.06 01:46:14 in Chuck Norris  Favorites
Chuck Norris hands life lemons
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