When Chuck Norris crosses the street, the cars need to check both ways.

Chuck Norris went to the virgin islands once
They are now called the Islands

Chuck Norris once had sex with a prostitute in the back of a semi-truck and some of his man juice seaped into the fabric fibers...that truck is now known as optimus prime!

Chuck Norris can cut through a hot knife with butter

Chuck Norris can make up true stories.

A blind man once stepped on Chuck Norris' shoe. Chuck replied, "Don't you know who I am? I'm Chuck Norris!" The mere mention of his name cured this mans blindness. Sadly, the only thing this man ever saw was a fatal roundhouse delivered by Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris can shoplift off ebay

Chuck Norris knows who let the dogs out.

The moon is part of Chuck Norris's rock collection.

When Chuck Norris was 3 years old , he was bored

And decided to carve a sculpture with only his

Baby toe nail , this sculpture is now called....

Mount Rushmore