chuck noris once threw a gernade and killed 30 people..................... then it exploxed

Santa use to be real... before he put Chuck Norris on the Naughty list.

the real reason hitler killed himself is because he found out chuck norris was jewish

Chuck Norris's cock is so big that 3/4 of it is still technically a virgin.

Michael Jackson didn't dye himself white... Chuck Norris scared the black out of him.

chuck norris can strangle you with a wireless telephone.

They once named a bridge after Chuck Norris. They had to tear it down, though because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives.

Chuck Norris' daughter once lost her virginity.

Chuck Norris got it back.

The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably.

If you rate this kickass Chuck Norris will give you punching lessons if you rate lame he will tell you excactly opposite way to punch. Kicking added kickassing added.