Me:You know why girls turn lesbian?
Me:cause of guys like you
Depressed? Keep your chin up! Because when u have it down it makes it look like u have 2 of them and its pretty gross.
If I wanted my comeback, I'd wipe it off your mum's mouth
whats the difference between your momma and a bench ? a bench can support a family
Bully: Shut up
Me: No, i dont shutup, i grow up and when i look at you i THROW UP!
Bitch you got more tracks than a railroad
When somone messes with me during class.
Me:I need to throw this in the trash*takes a Balled up paper and throw it at that someone*
-Someone says something about you or boring
-You, Say it to my butt because its the only thing that gives a crap.
"Thanks, I grew it myself."
Friend- I want to high five her in the face with a brick. Cover her in spikes and dip her in poison.
Friend 2- She can go swimming in acid, with a straight-jacket!
Friend- She can choke on her own puke.
Friend 2- SHE CAN GO STEP IN A LEGO!!! Friend- ...Now that's just plain mean...