Your friend: Stop fat b*tch
Me: thats what your mom called my dick
Guy: Omg he is soo gay
Me: You wish he was
Boy: Hey can I call my mom from your phone? Me: Sure yeah! Just press redial.
What language are you speaking? Cause it sounds like bullshit.
I thought I was ugly,until I saw your mom
Your family is so poor, you all Instagram the same plate of food.
Kid: (really has too pee)
Kid: can I go to the bathroom?
Kid: I WILL PISS ON YOUR DESK
Annoying Kid: your gay
You: Please, I'm straighter than your mama's stripping pole
A person:Everyone thinks you are weird
Douche: Hey queer
Me: Sorry I couldn't hear you with all that dick in your mouth...