I would call you a jackass but donkeys might find that offensive.
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Uploaded on 2014.01.06 02:15:17 in Comebacks  Favorites
Just talking to you makes my IQ drop.
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teacher: are you talking back to me? Me: yes wouldn't it be rude if I didn't?
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Subject: You're ugly.
You: How can I be ugly, I don't look like you.
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Guy: I f*cked ur mom last night

Me: I'm sorry I should go tell ur sister ur cheating on her
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Maybe I act like I don't care but, deep down inside.. I still don't give a f*ck.
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*When I'm eating chips and talking*

Teacher: Would you like to share that with the class?

Me: B*tch, are you out of your damn mind. These are for me and only me.
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Guy:hey fat ass
Me: hey nice mask
Guy: what mask?
Me: oh sh't that's your face
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Loser:Have you seen the movie Gay Boy Say No?
You:Im looking at it!
Class:Oooooohhh
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Let's play a game of f*ck off. You go first.
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