Why do men snore when they lie on their backs?
It's because their balls afall over their butt-hole, which causes a vapor lock
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What grows in your hands when u hold it ? This Dicckkkk
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Never ever ever push a Scottish man down.

Especially when it's at a Scottish ceremony.
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theres a threesome going on and theres a girl in the back boy in the middle and a girl in the front what is the girl in the back doing
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boy: hey D is calling you

girl: D who?

boy: D's nuts
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a baby sitter was baby siting a little girl and the little girl asked the baby sitter if she could take a shower with him the baby sitter said no the girl sayed but its my birthday please. the baby sitter said ok fine they took a showed and the little girl looked down and asked what is that the baby sitter said my monster
later that night the baby sitter feel asleep and woke up in the hospital and asked what happed and she said I was petting your monster and it bit me so I bite its head off
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Why were the tampons hiding behind the school hall? They were bunking a period
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Guy- hey wanna play house? cuz u could be the door and ill slam ya
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So, a kid happens to see his mom naked and asks, pointing to her vagina, "What is that?" The mom replies, "That is my house." She responds. A little while later the kid sees his dad naked and asks the same question. "Well, son, that is the Big Bad Wolf," responds the dad. Some time goes bye and the kid goes into his parents bedroom, while they are amidst sex. "Hey mom," pipes the kid, "watch out! I think the Big Bad Wolf just walked into your house and shot the piggie!"
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why being black is so hard?
well, being black is so long and thick too... why don't you complain about that?
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