go ahead,
call the cops,
see who cums first
wanna know my favorite beverage?
Mount and Do
I'm not saying she's a slut but she has a membership from deep throat sea.
Me: I did a dime for some pretty nasty shit
Girl: And whats that?
Boy: Your mom
If ms. pacman will eat balls for 25 cents will she suck dick for a dollar.
A mom and her little girl walk in the park and they see two teenagers having sex in the bushes (liitle girl)Mommy mommy what are the doing (Mom)there just making a cake.
Next Day the go to the zoo and they see two monkeys having sex (llittle girl) Mommy mommy what are they doing (Mom) there making a cake
That Night she goes into her parents room and wakes them up (little girl) i know you and Daddy were making a cake on the couch today.(Mom) How do you know that (little girl) Because i licked the icing.
Are you a Raisin?
Cause you be a Raisin my dick!
There was once a plumber and a housewife. The housewife said "okay you finished cleaning my pipes now get to work on that sink".
son- dad you remember your first pussy lick?
dad- yes
son- what did the toungh feel like?
dad- go f*ck your self
Whats wrong with 6.9?
its a good thing ruined by a period