want to see something dissapear?
how
bend over and lets see
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.See my friend over there? He wants to know if you think I’m cute.
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Did you have lucky charms for breakfast? because your magically delicious
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Ever been to Uganda?

Cause Uganda be bouncin' on dis dick.
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If you were beer, I'd be an alcoholic.
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You can stay but your clothes must go
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Uploaded on 2014.01.06 02:18:36 in Pick Up Lines  Favorites
Are you a beaver? Cause Dam.
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guy: If I had a dime every time I saw a girl as pretty as you Id have ten cents.
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Roses are red clovers are green i will bang you so hard you'll walk with a lean
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You got a phone in your back pocket 'cuz that ass is calling me.
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