guy: would you be my pencil?
girl: um i guess, but why?
guy: oh because you are the one who can erase my past and write my future

How To Get Any Guy:
If you were a watermelon I'd swallow your seeds.

Roses are red you are fine ill be the six if you be the nine

Damn baby you must be tired because you've been running through my mind

Are you Google?
Because you have everything I'm searching for

If your left leg was Christmas and your right leg was New Years...can I kiss you between the holidays.

Are you a bowling ball?
Because I want to pick you up and stick my fingers in your holes.

Roses are red
Lemons are sour
Open your legs
And gimme an hour!

Hey my dick just died, can I bury it in your ass?

I got skittles in my pants, come and taste the rainbow