Is this Little Caesar's?
Because you're hot, and i'm ready ;)
I'd better get a library card because I'm checking you out
Do you have a mirror in your pocket ? because i see myself in your pants
me: hey I like your shirt
girl: thanks!
me: it would look better on my bedroom floor though
If I flip a coin, what are my chances of getting head?
Do you have a name or can I call you mine?
How about we play lion and lion tamer? you hold your mouth open and I'll give you the meat
Do you work at subway because you just made me a footlong
Your so hot, even my zipper is falling for you.
I lost my teddy bear, will you sleep with me instead?