Is this Little Caesar's?

Because you're hot, and i'm ready ;)
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I'd better get a library card because I'm checking you out
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Do you have a mirror in your pocket ? because i see myself in your pants
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me: hey I like your shirt

girl: thanks!

me: it would look better on my bedroom floor though
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If I flip a coin, what are my chances of getting head?
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Do you have a name or can I call you mine?
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How about we play lion and lion tamer? you hold your mouth open and I'll give you the meat
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Do you work at subway because you just made me a footlong
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Your so hot, even my zipper is falling for you.
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I lost my teddy bear, will you sleep with me instead?
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