Atheism is a non-prophet organization.

I'm glad I know sign language, it's pretty handy.

All the toilets in New York's police stations have been stolen. Police have nothing to go on.

The scare crow got promoted to the manager at a supermarket, because he was outstanding in his field

Stop with the blind jokes...I dont see their point

The outcome of war does not prove who is right, but only who is left.

I'm going to buy some velcro for my shoes instead of laces. Why knot?

I was going to tell you a poop joke, but it didn't come out right!

The duck police officer says to the duck drug dealer hand over the quack

Gay jokes are so overused, butt fuck it.