whats long & black ?
the unemployment line
Why was the jew jealous of the pizza?
Because it came out of the oven
how do you now when a asian has been in your house? the mother f*cker ate your pet
why do black guys have garage sales?
SO you can get your shit back!
why are black people the best at hide and seek? Because you cant see then in the dark.
What is the difference between black people and tires? Tires don't sing when you put chains on them.
why are niggers so f*cking dumb? cause there f*cking niggers thats why
tom died and peter was giving him a tour of heaven. this first area of clouds is our meditating area. over there is our flower gardens. these next clouds is our hall of records. now when we go by these next clouds you must be very quiet. why, says tom, its the mormons they think they are the only ones here.
white guy: " this land was made for you and me"
Black guy: "this land was slaved for you by me"
Why are mexicans fast.
cause all the slow ones are still in mexico.