why are black people's hands and knees so white?
because they were on there hands and knees when god spray painted them.

A trucker is hired to deliver a bunch of generic black bowling balls to the new bowling alley across town. As hes driving, a deer runs out in front of his truck and he swerves and tips the truck, and his cargo goes flying everywhere. He jumps out of the truck and begins trying to gather up the bowling bowls. He notices that an old woman has run out of her house with a baseball bat and is beating the bowling balls with it. He runs over to her an yells, "what do you think you're doin' lady???" and she screams in distress, "I'm breaking them before they hatch."

Q:why dont you see black people on cruises.

A: because thay have sailed that ship before

On the roof of a very tall building are four men; one is asian, one is mexican, one is black, and the last one is white. The asian walks to the ledge and says, "This is for all my people" and jumps off the roof. Next, the mexican walks to the ledge and also says, "This is for all my people" and then he jumps off the roof. Next is the black guy's turn. The black guy walks to the ledge and says, "This is for all my people" and then throws the white guy off the roof.

What's yellow and black and makes you laugh ?

A bus full of niggers going over a cliff.

How do you hide a nigger in a coal shed?

Kick his teeth in

What do you call an Indian lesbian? Minge eater

A white guy walks into a bar with a pig. The black bartender sees them and says, "Hey, you can't bring that shit in here.", the pig replies, " Sorry, we'll leave."

What's the similarity between a polar bear and a french person?
They're both white, huge and smell like fish

How dora got into the united states
Through the desert
Across the boarder
And to the white van