You might be a redneck if you set up a lawn chair next to a highway and cheer
My girlfriend and I broke up... she said we could still be cousins though.
If a married couple in Virginia get divorced, are they still cousins?
You know you're a redneck if you're Christmas lights are inside of empty shot gun shells
What do you tell a girl with a black eye?
Nothing you already told her once
two rednecks were walking along when they saw a dog licking his balls, one said i wish i could do that!! the other said, you dumbass he would bite you!
How do you get a redneck to the dinner table?
HEY THEY GOT BEER HERE!!
Being married is great, especially when your wife looks like your favorite country star. To make it even better, my friends wife looks like his favorite country star too. But one day the got into a cat fight at the mall and some one yells "Damn, Toby Keith is kicking Willie nelsons ass".
You might be a redneck if you think that anal sex is just an affordable form of birth control.
you might be a redneck if you think
duct tape is spelled duck tape