YOU HAVE BEEN HIT BY .…….|\ ……..| \ ……..|_\ _____l__________ .\___ A BOAT___/ ...\___________/ CAME OUTTA NOWHERE!
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Why was the tomato so slow? Because it couldn't ketchup.
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Your IQ is so low, you have to dig for it!
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The General Rule of People you meet on the internet (only pick two):
-Single -Attractive -Mentally Stable
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I got pulled over by a sheriff today.

I noticed the cop was a woman, so I decided to take a chance and started to pull out my 9 millimeter.

But that just got me arrested for indecent exposure.
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Mom- Hey what does idk and ttly mean?
Son *I don't know* * Talk to you later*. Mom- No one does! I'll go ask your sister.
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Guy 1: Why did the chicken cross the road.

Guy 2:To get to that asshole's house

Guy 2: knock knock

Guy 1: Who's there

Guy 2: The chicken
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Twinkle twinkle little whore you're at school not jorsey shore.
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I never let my best friend do stupid things … alone.
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Is there by any chance of you being Athletic??
Yeah, I Surf the Web.....
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