YOU HAVE BEEN HIT BY .…….|\ ……..| \ ……..|_\ _____l__________ .\___ A BOAT___/ ...\___________/ CAME OUTTA NOWHERE!
Why was the tomato so slow? Because it couldn't ketchup.
Your IQ is so low, you have to dig for it!
The General Rule of People you meet on the internet (only pick two):
-Single -Attractive -Mentally Stable
I got pulled over by a sheriff today.
I noticed the cop was a woman, so I decided to take a chance and started to pull out my 9 millimeter.
But that just got me arrested for indecent exposure.
Mom- Hey what does idk and ttly mean?
Son *I don't know* * Talk to you later*. Mom- No one does! I'll go ask your sister.
Guy 1: Why did the chicken cross the road.
Guy 2:To get to that asshole's house
Guy 2: knock knock
Guy 1: Who's there
Guy 2: The chicken
Twinkle twinkle little whore you're at school not jorsey shore.
I never let my best friend do stupid things … alone.
Is there by any chance of you being Athletic??
Yeah, I Surf the Web.....