Please stop making us find your X.
And we don't know Y either.
High School Students
Man: Dear do you know that exams are like women? Woman: How funny? Man: Yes, they are tough to understand, complicated, lots of questions and the result is always doubtful.
Girl: "I wanna give you the best blowjob of all time!"
Girl: "April fogwrhbrfv..."
It's great to finally be 16 ... jobs ... cars ... and blowing your money on Girlfriends.
girl: do you have a naughty side?
boy: sometimes i dont do my homework....on purpose! SO HARDCORE!
You actually look good today!! Did you photoshop your face or something?
It's okay Emo kids; Pokemon hurt themselves in their confusion too.
A person: Why don't Homeless people play baseball? Homless person: Cuz they dont know where home is.
My scarecrow just won an award. He was outstanding in his field.
*goes online shopping*
*puts everything i want in a cart*
*laughs and closes tab*