What does a baby computer call its dad?
Data.

Man: Hey hitler.
Hitler: Vat?
Man: I think you lost something.
Hitler: Vat?
Man: World war 2!! LOL!!

Funny how I see some really clever jokes on here with a lot of lame ratings yet stupid roses are red jokes get a bunch of kickass votes. This site must get a lot of kids on it

A midget bought a book, 'How to make yourself taller.'

She stood on it.

A man went into the public toilets to relieve himself. The first cubicle was in use, so he went into the next one. As he took down his trousers, he heard a voice from the other cubicle.

"Hey, hows it going?"

Not wanting to be rude, he replied, "Not too bad thanks."

A few seconds later, he heard the voice again.

"What are you up to?"

Somewhat reluctantly, he replied, "Having a quick shit, what about you?"

He heard the voice again.

"Hold on, I'm going to have to call you back. Theres some wise ass in the cubicle next to me answering everything I say!!!!"

You: Do your parents know your gay?
Friend: No?
You: HAHAHHA
Friend: Shit

10% luck, 20% skill, 15% concentrated power of will.

i love that song, i just wish i could remember the name.

*cop pulls me over*
Cop: Do you realize how fast you were going? me: No..
Cop: You were like NEEEEEEAWWW!! *Cop runs away with imaginary steering wheel*

what comes after 69... mouthwash

What bee's can make milk?boobees