YO MOMMA SO FAT THAT... We are very concerned about her health

Yo Mama so fat that Steven Hawkins based his 'black hole theory' on her a**hole!!!!!!!!

Yo mama so old, if I asked her to act her age, she'd die!

Yo mamma so ugly her birth was a miskake so her birth certificate was an apology letter

Yo mamma is so stupid, she thought it was miracle to have you born

Yo mama so ugly she turned medusa to stone

Yo mamas like a nail always gets hammered

Yo momma so fat, she was the ice burg in titanic.

Yo Momma is so fat, she has more chins than a Hong Kong telephone directory.

Yo Momma so stupid when she went for a blood test she asked if she could have time to study