Yo Momma so fat when she steps on the scale it says, "Sorry, one at a time please."
Yo Momma so fat, when she had a sex with her husband she suffocated him.
yo mama is so ugly when she went in a haunted house she came out with a application
yo mama so fat it took her three years to get to the next corner
Yo mama so fat when she stepped on the moon they said "Houston we have a problem".
Yo mamma so ugly Bob the Builder said "Shit I cant fix this train wreck"
YO momma is so fat she had to make you to clean her ass because she could not get it
Yo mama so fat when she fell in love she broke it
Yo momma so fat she put on some BVD's and by the time they reached her waist they spelled out boulevard.
Yo momma so dark she has to wear white gloves when she eats Tootsie Rolls to keep from eating her fingers