Your mom's so stupid she put paper on the tv and said "It's pay-per-view!!! (Paper view)

yo mumma is so fat when she walked past the TV I missed 3 episodes.

To mamma so fat whe a bus hit her she said who threw that Twinkie

Yo momma is so fat when she falls down the hobo's start saying:

The sky is falling

yo momma is so fat her belt size is equater

yo momma so dumb she tripped over the wireless phone

Yo Momma is so fat, when I killed her in Call of Duty, I got a five kill-streak.

I did a marathon yesterday. Two laps around yo momma!

Yo mammas so fat she caused the Challenger rocket to fall

Yo mamma Is so ugly she maid an onion cry