Your momma's so stupid that she got trapped in a grocery store and staved to death
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Yo momma so ugly she froze ice and burned the sun
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Yo momma so stupid when someone said blowjob she started blowing for 5 hours thinking she would get money
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your mum is so ugly she made an onion cry.
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yo momma so fat when she got into the elevator it went down instead of up...
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Yo Momma so fat when she was floating in the ocean Spain claimed her as the new world
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Yo Momma so fat she broke the stairway to heaven
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Yo Momma so fat when she was growing up she didn't play with dolls, she played with midgets
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Yo Momma so fat when she walked onto the diving board the lifeguard said to your dad, "Sorry, you can't park here."
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yo mama is so fat her belly buttion gets home 15 minutes before she does!!!
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