Your momma's so stupid that she got trapped in a grocery store and staved to death
Yo momma so ugly she froze ice and burned the sun
Yo momma so stupid when someone said blowjob she started blowing for 5 hours thinking she would get money
your mum is so ugly she made an onion cry.
yo momma so fat when she got into the elevator it went down instead of up...
Yo Momma so fat when she was floating in the ocean Spain claimed her as the new world
Yo Momma so fat she broke the stairway to heaven
Yo Momma so fat when she was growing up she didn't play with dolls, she played with midgets
Yo Momma so fat when she walked onto the diving board the lifeguard said to your dad, "Sorry, you can't park here."
yo mama is so fat her belly buttion gets home 15 minutes before she does!!!