Yo Momma so fat... when she went bungie jumping.....THE BRIDGE BROKE!
Yo Momma is so ugly she's the reason the Great Wall of China exists in the first place.
Girl: It's a shame your here.
You: It's a shame you look just like your mom.
Yo Moma So Fat She Left The House In Heels, And Came Back In Flats...
Yo mama so dumb that she had went on the other side of a glass wall to see what was on the other side
Yo momma is so fat she created a hotmail account just so she can eat Spam
your mamma so small when she sits on a curb her legs dangle
yo mama so fat when she twerks it makes an earthqauke
Yo Momma so stupid, she sits on the T.V. and watches the couch.
Yo Mamma so fat that she dose'nt need internet shes already world wide.