Nerd Rap:
People always ask why I act like those nerds,
Why I correct grammar and why I use big words.
Stupid... is officially whack.
Man you look real fly, but you can't spell cat!
Popularity's irrelevant; Gotta be intelligent.
Stay in the books, and you'll be the new president.
Got an A+; they all made fun of me.
Grew up, now they're working for my company.
L-O-L, exclamation point, send!
I'm so awesome; want to be my friend?
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Uploaded on 2014.01.31 01:12:36 in Funny  Favorites
that is one bored husband
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Uploaded on 2014.01.09 06:14:09 in Funny  Favorites
Do not expect?
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How fast can you guess these words?
1._ _ _ k
2._ _ndom
3.d_ck
Answers:
1. book
2. random
3.duck
You didn't get them right you dirty minded slut!
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Q:How do you get 10 jews into a car? A:Throw a dime inside.
Q: How do you get them out?
A: Tell them hitler is driving
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Uploaded on 2014.01.31 01:50:57 in Funny  Favorites
Jusayin
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Uploaded on 2014.01.09 06:16:09 in Movies  Favorites
Ouch
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What gets longer when pulled, fits between breasts, inserts neatly in a hole, and works best when jerked?
A Seatbelt
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Roses are red,
That much is true,
But violets are purple,
Not f*cking blue.
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Uploaded on 2014.01.31 01:50:58 in Funny  Favorites
WTF
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