People always ask why I act like those nerds,
Why I correct grammar and why I use big words.
Stupid... is officially whack.
Man you look real fly, but you can't spell cat!
Popularity's irrelevant; Gotta be intelligent.
Stay in the books, and you'll be the new president.
Got an A+; they all made fun of me.
Grew up, now they're working for my company.
L-O-L, exclamation point, send!
I'm so awesome; want to be my friend?
How fast can you guess these words?
1._ _ _ k
You didn't get them right you dirty minded slut!
Q:How do you get 10 jews into a car? A:Throw a dime inside.
Q: How do you get them out?
A: Tell them hitler is driving
What gets longer when pulled, fits between breasts, inserts neatly in a hole, and works best when jerked?
Roses are red,
That much is true,
But violets are purple,
Not f*cking blue.