I'm not saying she's a slut, but her vagina has been used more than Google.
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New STD called "feelings", Don't catch that shit.
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One sperm has 37.5MB of DNA information in it. This means a normal ejaculation represents a data transfer of 1587GB in 3 seconds... and you thought 4G was fast.
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Why is Santa's sack so big?
Because he only cums once a year.
Oohhhhh...*slaps knee*..
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Next time you're having sex with your significant other, stop right in the middle of it.When she asks what you're doing say, "Shhh...I saw this in a porno once. It's called buffering."
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Girl: What's up?!

Boy: I'll tell you whats up if you sit on it
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What's the difference between my dick and a flower? Nothing, their both for your mom.
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If the sea was weed and i was a duck i'd swim my way down and smoke my way up, but the sea ain't weed and i'm not a duck so pass me the bong and shut the f*ck up
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What did the vagina say to the penis.



So do you cum here often
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What's does a slut and the Bermuda Triangle have in common? They swallow alot of semen
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