Stop with the blind jokes...I dont see their point

The outcome of war does not prove who is right, but only who is left.

I'm going to buy some velcro for my shoes instead of laces. Why knot?

I was going to tell you a poop joke, but it didn't come out right!

The duck police officer says to the duck drug dealer hand over the quack

Gay jokes are so overused, butt fuck it.

What did the remote say to the TV?

You turn me on.

I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down.

When I think of books, I touch my shelf.

I used to go fishing with Skrillex, but they kept dropping the bass.