Roses are red tulips are black you’d look great with a knife in your back

What do a Pakistani wife and husband have in common?
Nothing. It was an arranged marriage.

do u know what Helen kellers house looked like?
neither did she

Why did the little girl drop her ice-cream?

She was stabbed

What did the homeless man get for Christmas?
Nothing

Where did Emily go after the explosion?

Everywhere

Good friends don't let you do dumb things.........................alone

*watching t.v*
"Dominos made with real cheese"
Me:so wtf did y'all use before?

I think people should stop picking on fat kids.............
They got enough on their plates !

Republicans are red, Democrats are blue,
Neither one of them,
Gives a f*ck about you!