want to know how to drown a blond?
throw a scatch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool

boy:Did it hurt when you fell from hevan?

blonde: are you calling me judah?....

{blonde walks off}

boy tells friends: first brunnetts ,then blacks, now blondes? lets go for reds.

Thers a Blonde at a computer trying to play a game and it says "press any key to begin" and shes looking at the computer trying to find the any key

What are 10 blonde's standing ear to ear.

A wind tunnel.

How many blonde does it take to change a lightbulb?



A: 3. One to hold the lightbulb and two to turn the ladder.

Why did the blonde die in a soccer game?
Because she drowned in a Mexican wave!

How do you confuse a blonde?
You don't! They're born that way.

Why did the one-handed blonde cross the road???





Bacause she wanted to go to the second hand shop...

A blonde was walking down the road with a healthy looking pig under her arm. As she passed the bus stop, someone asked, "Where did you get that?"



The pig replied, "I won her in a raffle!"

One day a Blonde went the doctor with a burn on her stomach. The doctor gasped and asked what happened. the Blonde told the doctor she put a lighter against her stomach. the doctor asked her why in the world she would do that. the blond said "I was trying to burn calories."