how is kris humphries trying to get kim kardashian back?



by painting his dick black

What do you call it when Miley Cyrus falls down? Hoe-Down

Every time you're sad, just remember that somewhere out there a tree grew for years and years, but was then destroyed and became material for a Justin Bieber notebook.

Gordan Ramsey:Theres more smoke in this kitchen than snopp dogg tour bus

So justin bieber threw up on stage a couple of weeks ago... That settles it she's pregnant

Kim and Kanye naming their baby North West is just like Brad Pitt naming his kid Arm

What's the difference between Tiger woods and Santa??



Santa stops at 3 hoes

All these Miley Cyrus jokes are whoreable.

When you're driving and Nicki Minaj is on all 3 radio stations at the exact same time, there's nothing left to do except crash your car.

Aaron Hernandez goes to prison as a tight end. He'll come out a wide receiver!