Justin Bieber got 100,000 retweets for tweeting "Live life full". That's just 3 random words. I'm going to try now.
Jockstrap squirrel potatoes.

Have you heard of the new Obama happy meal at Mcdonalds? It comes with a promise that you'll get a toy someday.

When did the VMA'S turn into Viewing Miley's Ass?

Bruce lee does not drink water, he drinks WATAAAA

Me: I just bought Tupacs of Eminems for 50 Cents.
Friend: That's Ludacris. How Kanye West your money like that?

Drake Bell: In honor of Kim and Kanye's baby 'North West' I will be naming my first son 'Taco'.

Nothing beats a beautiful girl with a great singing voice. Except Chris Brown.

What's lil Wayne's favorite kind of pizza?

Little Seizures.

What? To soon?

The government shutdown has officially lasted longer than any of Taylor Swift's relationships.

Everyone should stop hating on Lance Armstrong. He won 7 Toure De France's on DRUGS!
When I'm on drugs, I can't even FIND my bicycle.