Taylor swift: so he calls me up and he's all like 'I still love you' and I'm like,

Wait, is this Connor, Patrick, Joe, Luca, Taylor, John, Cory, Toby, Jake, Garret, Eddie, or Harry?

Pawn Stars:

Man: "Can I have change for a dollar?"

Rick: "Best I can do is 75 cents."

Rate kickass if you are sad about paul walker Rate lame if you are an ugly b*tch who will go to hell

I found a Justin Bieber concert ticket nailed to a tree, so I took it!
You never know when you might need a nail.

When Miley Cyrus is naked and licks a hammer it's "art" and "music"... but when I do it, I'm "wasted" and "have to leave Home Depot".

Mom can i buy some heels?
no.
Mom can i buy a bra?
no.
Mom can i buy a dress?
no.
Mom can i buy a barbie doll?
no. You never let me buy anything!
shut up, Justin.

I think Bing could have totally crushed Google if they had called it 'Bang".

I mean, think about it.. "I BANGED Emma Watson last night."