Chuck Norris's dog is trained o pick up its own poop because he does not take shit from any one.
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The leading causes of death in the United States are:

3. Heart Disease

2. Chuck Norris

1. Cancer
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Chuck Norris invented the color black. In fact, he invented all visible colors. Except pink, Tom Cruize invented pink.
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Chuck Norris' heartbeat monitor is a vertical line.
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Chuck Norris knows what the fox says.
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Chuck norris don't wear sunblock the sun wears chuck block
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Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can hear lightning and see thunder.
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When you swing an axe at Chuck Norriss' neck, he doesn't lose his head, you've lost your mind.
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Chuck Norri's tears can cure cancer. To bad he never cries.
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