She has a serious facial condition. It's called ugly.

Math is like a pussy, you'll never get it!

Rumors? Impressive b*tch at least you're spreading something else besides your legs.

Girl: What are you doing?

Boy: Nothing much, but do you smell something?

Girl: No?

Boy: Niether do I, now start cooking.

Teacher: why do I hear talking?
Me: because you have ears!
Class: OOOOHHHHH!!!!!

Weirdoe "I'm bringing sexy back!"
Me "Your the reason sexy left!"

Me: I love you. Her: Can you be a little more original? Me: I love you®

Eirn: haha your dads gay

Me: F**k off

Eirn: you take it up the ass by your dady

Me: Hay your like a squirrel the only thing you care about is how much nuts you can fit in your mouth at ounce.

I am not saying she's a whore, but she's been pounded more than a mystery box in Mario

Me: Great story! Wanna hear mine?
Person: Sure!
Me: Once upon a time, no one gave a f*ck.