dashing through the grass.
im comming to rape your ass.
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There where 2 lost men that came along a house. They rang the door bell as a man came out and offered them to sleep the night. One of the men slept in the barn with the mans daughters and the other man slept inside the house. The next morning the man asked how they slept and the man that slept with the girls in the barn said, " I was like a bunny. I jumped from hole to hole!"
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If you see a whore on the street.

"What job centre did you go to?"

"F*uck of!"

"Oh, is that what they told you?"
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*The girl gets out of the shower*

Girl: "Baby, I shaved my pussy u know what that means!" ;)

Boy: " Yeah, the f*cking drain is clogged again....."
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What does a prostitute and a bungee jump have in common? Well first they're expensive and if the rubber breaks, you're screwed.
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Jack & Sophie went for a walk in the park, jack feeling horny and starts to feel her fanny,
Sophie says ill be right back i need a pee,
Jack un-able to resist sticks his hands in a twist,
feels something hanging, Jack asks "you had a sex change"
she replies "no pass me a leaf im taking a shit"
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What do a clitoris, an anniversary and a toilet have in common?
Men usually miss all three.
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Boy: I got My dick sucked last night!
Other Boy : Nigga I get More Head than a pillow
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What do you call a gay dinosaur?
Megasaurus! (Mega sore ass)
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Uploaded on 2014.01.06 01:30:19 in Dirty  Favorites
Guy:" Wanna here a joke about my penis?"
Girl:"ok"
Guy:Gross you f*cking pervert why do you want to hear a joke about my penis?"
Girl:"Cause It will be to short XD
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