Q: What's the difference between a lightbulb and a pregnant woman?
A: You can unscrew the lightbulb, but you can't unscrew the pregnant woman.

How are priests and McDonalds hamburgers the same? They both stick their meat in 10 year old buns

Let's settle this argument like adults.
In the bedroom, naked.

No YouPorn... I do not want to play poker, I'm at work.

there will be 8 planets left.
after i destroy URANUS.

I hear if a woman has a tongue ring, she'll probably suck your dick, and if a guy has a tongue ring... he'll probably suck your dick too.

A girl and a boy are in a room. The boy asks the girl if she has any irish in her. She says no. He begins to take off his pants and says
"Ya want some"

Sex is like MathS, Add the Bed, Subtract the Clothes, Divide the Legs and Multiply!

When I said I like it rough I was talking about the sex. Not the whole entire relationship.

guy 1: do you like dragons?

guy 2: yea/no why?

guy 1: cause imma be dragon my balls all over your face!