If pepper spray counts, then yes, I have dated a few squirters.

A guy crying after break-up: I want her back...
His friend: What about her front???

My dick is like a comma, always put in the wrong place.

I was jerking to some porn the other day when my mom walked in. It was crazy.

I had to rewind to make sure.

What does KFC and sex have in common? once you have finished with the breasts and thighs all you have left is a greasy box to put your bone in!

There was a guy, a girl, and three dogs. The guy said I want to go coon hunting, the girl said I don't want to go. The guy said you have two choices, suck my dick, or we have sex. He went and got the dogs ready, when he came back in she gave him head, and said this tastes like dog shit. He said I know, the dogs didn't want to go coon hunting either.

Whats the smallest kind of hotel?
A pussy cause you have to leave your bags out

Why did the sad guitarist get arrested?
Because when a police officer asked him why he was sad, he said," I broke my g string while fingering a minor."

How do you get 4 gay men to fit on a bar stool? Flip it upside down.

What do you call it when someone farts in a Gay Bar?



Mating call