joe & kate drving in a car. the car goes bump bump they gohump hump!

Boy: What does the fox say?
Girl: Go-go-go-go f*ck yourself, in the-in the f*cking corner
And leave me the f*ck alone. That's what the fox say! -_-

A boy saw his mum and dad having sex and they told him they were making sandwiches. The next morning the boy says to his parents 'You made a mess with the mayo !!!'

*Insert Sexual Intercourse Joke*

You: do you like tapes and CD's?

Friend: ya why?

You: good because you're going to CD's nuts when I tape my dick to your face!

Whats big hard and throbbing?
my head after "that kind" of party but which one? ;)

The catholic church teaches to swallow before you chew. george margevicious learned this the hard way.

I wanna tell you a vagina joke but u would never get it.

i went to the doctors today for my annual check up, and as the doctor is foreign i can't understand him talking so i take the missus with me, and the doctor says i want a urine sample, a stool sample, and a sperm sample.... i said to the missus what did he say..... she said just show him your pants...........

From now on, instead of saying "you're welcome". I'm gonna start saying "you're whalecum".