Q-What did the hurricane say to the palm tree....

A-Hold on to your nuts because this is gonna be one hard Blow job :D
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Pickup line for you guys this weekend:

Hey baby, are you ketchup? Because I want to rub you all over my wiener.
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hey beautiful do u believe in love at first sight or should i walk bye again?
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If you were a fruit you'd be a fineapple.
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Guy: Can I buy you a drink?

Girl: I don't drink.

Guy: Then can I just give you $7.50 to talk with me for a few minutes?
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Boy: Hey, girl! Wanna get some pizza and f*ck?
Girl: Uh! No!
Boy: What? You don't like pizza?
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Girl: How was your lunch?
Guy: How was your lunch?
Girl: No im asking you.
Guy: No im asking you.
Girl: Are you copying off me!?
Guy: Are you copying off me!?
Girl: Lets go shopping!
Guy: Lunch was great.
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If you were a door I would slam you all night!!!
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Me: I can't wait to wake up tomorrow.

Girl: Why??

Me: Because I swear you get more beautiful everyday.

*Gets laid*
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He: Haven't I seen you some place before?
She: Thats why i don't go there anymore.....
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