What did the remote say to the TV?

You turn me on.
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I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down.
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Uploaded on 2014.01.06 02:20:17 in Puns  Favorites
When I think of books, I touch my shelf.
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I used to go fishing with Skrillex, but they kept dropping the bass.
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Uploaded on 2014.01.06 02:20:15 in Puns  Favorites
Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.
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Why is gay marriage an issue? Because people are f*cking assholes.
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I can hear music coming out of my printer.
I think the paper's jammin' again.
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When you're walking into the bathroom you're American.

When you're walking out of the bathroom you're American.

What are you when you're inside the bathroom?

European.
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Where do TVs go on vacation?
To remote islands!
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If women from the south are called southern belles, are women from Mexico called taco bells?
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